Derp
Appears in 54 Episodes
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 1: Songbird, Scion, Saboteur!
Now working directly to put Princess Eutropia on the throne (and perhaps as importantly, to prevent Maxillar Pythareus from attaining that goal), the party has a new t...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 2: A Glorious Day for a Joust!
For the main event on the first day of the Tanager Jubilee, Count Lotheed and Baron Okerra are holding a friendly jousting tournament. Most of the party can barely hol...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 3: This is Getting... Odd
Riding high on their miraculous victory, the party heads into the evening's feast and entertainment in high spirits. Meratt traditions seem to get far stranger than a ...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 4: We're Hunting... Peasants?
Just when you may have thought blinding Halflings for fun was a strange way to party, the Sunday afternoon hunt is after commoners from the area! Stalking off into the...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 5: Much Ado about Stachys
With the Jubilee behind them, the party moves down south to Stachys. As the "Betony heirs", they are the tribunes of the town, and all matters of its rule fall into th...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 6: Basement Fairies?
We left off with Nell alone in a basement, shrunken to about 3 feet tall, and unconscious after a sleep spell...Three angry fairies have him in their clutches, and the...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 7: Sepsinia
Something is very wrong at Dame Crabbe's estate... and her daughter Sepsinia lies at the center of it. Can the party reveal the secret hiding in the middle of Moost, a...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 8: Introducing Bubo, New Best Friend
Everyone who has ever been a part of a tabletop game (or even better, run one themselves) knows how easy it is for things to derail and incredible speed. Sometimes, th...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 9: Debating Snakes, Political and Otherwise
Finally addressing the problem in the Goldpebble Canyon west of their estate, the party now needs to figure out what to do with an injured Acolyte of Abadar. Baron Oke...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 10: Everything Goes Great, Until it Doesn't
It's about time to get water back to Stachys. With things finally starting to turn around for the beleaguered peasants, the party actually has a bit of time to relax a...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 11: When it Rains, it Pours
Dealing with Gusairne's new watchdog is enough of a hassle, but that isn't the end of the party's troubles. The Spring harvest has finally come, and with it comes day ...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 12: She Knows™
The party faces a choice this day. They need strong allies in Meratt. Their options appear before them, one figure so absorbed with the guidance of law he's willing to...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 13: SHE ALSO KNOWS™
They've spent a month in Meratt, and their game is slowly starting to be discovered. The nobles here, always eager to climb, are well familiar with the Lotheed family....
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 14: It's Raining Women
Dara Rostam has found himself in a... compromising situation. Posing as a married man, but nearly forced into infidelity by Duchess Lotheed himself? And to think, this...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 15: Spiders, Swans, and the Eternal Slumber
Here's an exciting break from the political machinations- an episode filled to the brim with combat! Our heroes start out immediately threatened by the "Night Swan" li...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 16: Everything Comes to a Head
As the party moves deep into an abandoned estate to deal with the cursed Baron Telus, even worse trouble is brewing back in their home town of Stachys.This is EASILY t...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 17: Victory Lap
In the aftermath of their living room brawl, the party faces a difficult decision: what the hell do they even do next? Their adventures take them on one last tour arou...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 18: Count Bartleby's Showdown
The time has finally come! After nearly three months in Meratt County, the party's hand has been forced. With Baron Okerra's support, they ride to the Palace of Birdso...
War for the Crown- Season 2 Session 19: Ehlers (SEASON FINALE!)
Count Bartleby has surrendered the county, but there are far worse forces lurking in the Palace of Birdsong than just he. At the moment of their victory, a shadowy dem...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 1: An Idiot Has the Ring
Join the party with a fairly relaxing month in Meratt tying up loose ends! Before they can move on with their War for the Crown and assist Martella and Princess Eutrop...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 2: Yanmass? More like Yanmess.
The brief vacation was all well and good, but across Taldor the #WarForTheCrown continues. Martella has a new task for our heroes, one that will send them to the farth...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 4: Togetherness and Community
The party follows up on the third of Yanmass' woes this week, deciding to look into the supposed "Twilight's Children". When they find out what the Cult ACTUALLY worsh...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 5: A Plan Seconds in the Making
In perhaps the most shocking twist yet, the party has put together a truly impressive plan to catch whoever is behind the assassination attempts! With their first real...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 6: Make a Fortitude Save
Our heroes may have been thrust into a campaign much more violent than their (mostly) comfortable lives had prepared them for, but so far they've done much more social...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 7: More Plagues than just Dreams
Four Pairakas dead. With most of their magic and resources depleted, we have no idea how many may be left. The slaughterhouse still has one full tower untouched, and t...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 8: Old Friends, and Older Enemies
With one of the two resurrection diamonds in Yanmass consumed, the party has to tread with extreme caution through the rest of their journeys. Nell's brush with the de...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 9: Totally Trustworthy Leads
Another "problem" in Yanmass is out of our heroes' path with the departure of the Kozan Bravos, but there's certainly still a lot going on. Lieutenant Taychar left us ...
War for the Crown- Season 3 Session 10: A Game of Dice
The trail leads to the abandoned caravanserai Tallgrasses, and the party now knows that two of their problems are one. Strange div from another world were a threat sur...